trytomakemestay:

the media: one direction is a terrorist organization lol

1d fans: we understand that it was meant to be a joke but that came off as islamophobic because one of the members is a muslim

the media: we have been ATTACKED by DERANGED HORMONAL teenage girls on SOCIAL MEDIA bc of a HARMLESS joke

copperbadge:

Apparently Blue Cross Blue Shield needs an assistant stage manager.

copperbadge:

Apparently Blue Cross Blue Shield needs an assistant stage manager.

heyyyybrother:

text posts + The West Wing (2/?): sam seaborn edition


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

twinkleofafadingstar:

number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols

unimpressed2chainz:

i mean i listen to the national, but they are the musical equivalent of crushing up an ambien and putting it into your glass of wine 

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

prince-warp:

neopets, neoclassicalpets, impressionistpets, modernpets, postmodernpets, surrealpets, contemporarypets 

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 

— Romeo, probably